Escape to Paradise: Okinawa's Coldio Premium Villa Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Coldio Premium Villa Okinawa - My Honest (and Slightly Chaotic) Take
Okay, so I just got back from a little slice of heaven in Okinawa, the Coldio Premium Villa. They call it "Escape to Paradise," right? Well, let me tell you, it’s… mostly earned that title. It wasn't all sunshine (though there was plenty of that!), and let's just say my expectations were a little… well, over-hyped in some areas. But hey, that’s life, right? And honestly, some of the stuff was just… amazing.
First off, the whole accessibility thing. They say they’re accessible, and they mostly are. There’s an elevator (thank God!), which is a huge plus. But, and this is a big but, navigating the pathways to some of the restaurants and lounges felt a little… challenged. It's not like you're battling a war zone, but some slopes were a bit steep for a wheelchair. They tried, bless their hearts, but it wasn't a flawless, fully-inclusive experience. My companion, using a wheelchair mentioned that, so I'm not just making this up. Just, be aware, okay?
Internet – okay, the free Wi-Fi in all rooms is a godsend! Seriously. I need my internet. I'm addicted, I know. The Wi-Fi in public areas was also pretty solid. The Internet [LAN] felt a bit old-school, but hey, good to have options.
Things to do, Ways to Relax… and the "Oh. My. God." Moments
Okay, buckle up, because this is where things get interesting. The spa… the spa. They push the Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Sauna, Steamroom, Spa/sauna etc. etc. well you can see where I'm going with this? I gave in. I had to. After all, I was on vacation. I spent a good chunk of my time inside that amazing place, and everything was perfect. The pool with the view? Breathtaking. The steamroom? Magical. I'm not a professional, and I've had a few spa days in my life, so I'm not going to say I could pick out a bad technician but I can say the massage was so sublime I might have actually fallen asleep. Twice. Yes, twice. The staff were so accommodating too.
The Fitness center was… well, I walked in, saw the machines, and immediately walked back out and went straight for the swimming pool. So, full disclosure, I didn’t use the gym. But it looked well-equipped, I guess? And the pool… the swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous. Just gorgeous. Picturesque. You could spend an entire day just floating around, staring at the sky. Pure bliss. Just be sure to pack sunscreen. You're in Okinawa, people! I got a tan, and it wasn’t the kind you want to brag about.
Cleanliness and Safety - The COVID-Era Realities
Okay, props to the Coldio for their efforts. They really try. The Daily disinfection in common areas was evident. They seemed to be obsessed with Hand sanitizer and Anti-viral cleaning products. The Staff trained in safety protocol seemed genuinely invested in keeping everyone safe. I saw them cleaning the railings after people had used their hands, and the buffet was perfect. They had Individually-wrapped food options and a Safe dining setup, and I'm sure they were using all of the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, but it felt a little… sterile at times. I wanted a hug! I wanted to be friendly! But you’re supposed to keep some distance, and maybe, just maybe, I was a little too cautious. The Rooms sanitized between stays was something I noticed as well.
I guess it's a good thing, but after a while, it got a bit much.
The whole opt-out option from room sanitization? I never managed to utilize it, and I'm not sure if it should have been more visible or advertised.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Good, The Bad, and the Sushi
Alright, let's talk food. The restaurants offered an Asian breakfast, and International cuisine, and there was something for everyone, even a Vegetarian restaurant. There was an A la carte in restaurant option, Coffee/tea in restaurant, the usual. I also had the breakfast buffet a couple of times. Don't get me wrong, the food was good. But I'm a sucker for Asian cuisine, so I went there first, and it was okay. It’s not Michelin-star dining, but it was perfectly acceptable. I do, however, love the Happy hour.
The Poolside bar was a highlight. Nothing beats sipping a cocktail while watching the sunset. They had decent drinks (the Mai Tais were passable), and the staff were friendly (even with the social distancing guidelines). I could have easily whiled away whole afternoons there.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things that Make a Difference
This is where Coldio shines. The concierge was phenomenal. They helped me with everything, from booking taxis (Taxi service, Airport transfer) to recommending local restaurants. Daily housekeeping kept my room spotless (maybe too spotless, see above!). The Doorman was always there with a smile. The Laundry service was a lifesaver, as I only packed a few clothes, and the Dry cleaning was a nice touch.
I was also, secretly, impressed by the Breakfast service. In the room, you could have a Breakfast in room. That was a little extravagant. I liked the little things--the Air conditioning in public area, the Elevator. They even had a Convenience store on site. Honestly, they thought of almost everything.
For the Kids – Family Friendliness
I went alone, so this wasn't a focus for me, but I did see quite a few families. There’s a Babysitting service, and the Kids facilities looked decent. Seems like a solid choice if you're traveling with children.
The Room – My Cozy Little Sanctuary
Okay, the actual room. Wi-Fi [free] was great for the whole time. The Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Fridge, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – [LAN], Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, and Window that opens and that you could use all of them. They do provide you with Free bottled water. The Additional toilet was great for getting ready quickly.
The soundproofing was excellent. I never heard a peep from my neighbors. I slept like a baby. The Non-smoking rooms and the Smoke alarms were a bonus.
Getting Around
I took advantage of the Airport transfer, which was smooth and easy. Getting around Okinawa is easy enough. Coldio has Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]. There seemed to be a lot more Bicycle parking in the area.
The Verdict
Escape to Paradise? Well, it's a qualified yes. It's not perfect. It's not without its quirks. But the Coldio Premium Villa is a beautiful place. The spa alone is almost worth the price of admission. If you're looking for a relaxing getaway with some luxurious touches, and you're prepared to embrace the occasional hiccup, you should definitely check it out. Just be prepared for some social distancing, and maybe pack your own hug!
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Accessibility: (See detailed breakdown above) wheelchair accessible, elevator, etc.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary isn't your pristine, cookie-cutter travel plan. This is my brain on vacation at Private Villa Gushikumui by Coldio Premium, Main Island, Okinawa, Japan. Get ready for the wild ride!
Day 1: Arrival and the Glorious, Sleep-Deprived Blur
- 10:00 AM (Roughly): Arrived at Naha Airport. Ugh. Airports. Need coffee. Immediately lost to the vortex of luggage carousels and bewildered tourists. Found my luggage… mostly. Pretty sure I saw a suitcase that looked suspiciously like mine disappear into the abyss for a moment. Panic ensues.
- 11:00 AM (Maybe): Finally clawed my way through customs (phew!) and found the pre-booked airport transfer. The driver, bless his heart, probably thought I was still half-asleep, which, honestly, I probably was.
- 1:00 PM (ish): Arrived at the Villa! Gushikumui. Holy. Cow. The pictures? They don’t do it justice! That infinity pool looked… irresistible. The view? Stunning. I'm in serious danger of just staring at the ocean for the next week.
- 1:30 PM: Checked in, got a quick tour. The villa is amazing, seriously luxurious. And they left snacks! (I may or may not have devoured half the welcome basket immediately.)
- 2:00 PM: The "Oh, I'm on vacation!" euphoria hits, coupled with jet-lag. The urge to nap is powerful, but the pool is calling… Decisions, decisions.
- 2:30 PM: Pool time! Dipped my toes in, oh my god it's cold. But then, magic. The sunshine, the view, the gentle lapping of water… I'm in heaven. (Might have accidentally fallen asleep in a sun-drenched haze. Oops.)
- 4:00 PM: Grocery run. Struggled mightily with the language barrier. Pointing, miming – the whole shebang. Managed to get some beer, some snacks (more snacks!), and a rather questionable-looking fruit that the cashier gave me a side-eye at. Praying it isn’t poisonous.
- 6:00 PM: Attempted to cook dinner. "Attempted" being the operative word. Burnt the rice. Over-salted the noodles. Had to make an emergency run for instant ramen. It's delicious. I'm a chef.
- 8:00 PM: Stared at the stars from the balcony. So many stars. Never seen so many stars. Contemplated the meaning of life/whether to have another beer.
- 9:00 PM: Bed. Out like a light.
Day 2: Culture Shock & Sea Turtles (Maybe?)
- 8:00 AM (Maybe?): Woke up! Finally. Didn't sleep the whole night! The jet lag decided to do a double whammy. Coffee is a life source.
- 9:00 AM: Finally, got my bearings and had breakfast on the balcony. The view is still stunning. That questionable fruit? Still holding up.
- 10:00 AM: Decided I should probably do something cultural and booked a taxi to Shuri Castle.
- 10:45 AM: Shuri Castle. It was… impressive. The architecture was gorgeous, the history fascinating, but it was packed with tourists. Managed to get some cool photos, even if they were photobombed by a flock of screaming kids. Also, got mildly lost. Twice.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a little soba noodle place near the castle. The noodles were delicious, the service was super-fast, and I managed to accidentally order a dish with way too much chili. My mouth is still on fire.
- 2:30 PM: Turtle Watching! Heard it was amazing. Huge disappointment. Turns out the best viewing spots require advance booking and a degree in marine biology. Saw… a vague shadow in the distance. (Okay, maybe my expectations were unreasonably high.)
- 4:00 PM: Wandered around Naha city center. Found a cute little shop selling Okinawa-themed souvenirs. Bought way too much stuff, including a ridiculously oversized inflatable sea turtle that I'm not entirely sure how I'm going to get home.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Finally embraced the Ramen, but upgraded to a restaurant this time. The experience? Incredible. The best Ramen I've ever had!
- 8:00 PM: Back at the villa. Pool time. Drinks. Stargazing. Pure bliss. Except for the occasional mosquito attack.
Day 3: The Snorkeling Debacle & The Best Ice Cream
- 9:00 AM: Slept in! Woohoo! The sleep of the just, maybe I'll be able to see the sunset tonight.
- 10:00 AM: Snorkeling excursion. Massive, massive mistake. Apparently, I'm not a natural. Got seasick immediately. The snorkeling equipment felt like it was actively trying to drown me. Saw more seawater than fish. Spent most of the time clinging to the boat, looking green around the gills. Definitely not the "finding Nemo" experience I was hoping for.
- 12:00 PM: Back on dry land. Completely humbled by the ocean. Need to recover. Need carbs.
- 1:00 PM: Found an amazing little ice cream shop. I mean, amazing. The only ice cream I've ever had that was more than just flavored sugar. The shop had a special Okinawa flavor with Goya and salt, was skeptical but tried it. Now I can't stop thinking about it! Went back for seconds. Thirds. Possibly a fourth. My stomach is crying, but my taste buds are dancing.
- 3.00 PM: Decided to get some beach time, near the villa (this time). The waves were perfect, the sand pristine, and I could barely tear myself away.
- 5:00 PM: Attempted cooking dinner (again). Managed to not burn anything this time! Victory!
- 7:00 PM: Sunset on the balcony! Glorious. Drank some wine (a lot of wine).
- 9:00 PM: Attempted to practice Japanese. Failed. Miserably.
Day 4: Exploring & The Unexpected Joy of Laundry
- 9:00 AM: Slowly getting used to the time difference. Which means waking up at 9 for breakfast at the balcony.
- 10:00 AM: Decided to embrace the "local" experience and check out some of the smaller villages around the island. Rented a car. Got completely lost. Several times. Ended up in a place that looked like something out of a postcard. Found a little restaurant serving amazing tempura. The waitress, bless her, seemed genuinely amused by my attempts to speak Japanese.
- 1:00 PM: Explored a local market. The chaos of the market, the smells, the sounds… amazing! Bought some weird, delicious snacks that I'm still trying to identify the ingredients of.
- 2:00 PM: Laundry Day! The villas had laundry facilities - a small win for the day. The joy of doing a load of laundry? Weirdly satisfying.
- 4:00 PM: Pool time, again. I've become one with the pool.
- 6:00 PM: Found a little hole-in-the-wall restaurant serving authentic Okinawan food. So incredibly delicious. And cheap!
- 8:00 PM: The most amazing sunset. I could watch it and never stop.
- 9:00 PM: More star gazing from the balcony. Then, fell immediately in bed.
Day 5: Driving to Cape Manzamo & The Dreaded Mosquito Wars
- 9:00 AM: Woke up feeling great! Maybe the jet lag is finally leaving.
- 10:00 AM: Drove along the coast. Found an amazing spot! Cape Manzamo. The scenery was jaw-dropping. Took way too many pictures.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a coastal cafe. The seafood was fresh, the view was spectacular. I'm starting to love this island!
- 2:00 PM: Back at the villa, pool time.
- 5:00 PM: The Mosquito Wars. They found me. They. Are. Relentless. Spent the next hour slapping, swatting, and cursing under my breath.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner in the villa, but now with the mosquito repellent, I survived.
- 8:00 PM: Watched a movie on the TV, got back on track with the rest.
Day 6: Diving Deep into Day Trip & The Farewell Blues
- 9:00 AM: Another day, another sunrise! Waking up has never been so easy.
- 10:00 AM: Decided on a
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