Blackpool's BEST Coconut Suite Escape: Cherry Property Awaits!
Blackpool's BEST Coconut Suite Escape: Cherry Property Awaits! - A Review (and a Rant!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just survived (and arguably, thrived) at Blackpool's "Coconut Suite Escape" courtesy of Cherry Property. Let me tell you, after weeks of staring into a screen, I needed this. And boy, did I get it. Now, this is a review, but it's also a therapy session – so prepare yourselves. Let's get messy, shall we?
Accessibility: (A Mixed Bag, Honey)
Okay, so the website said wheelchair accessible. And well, technically, it was. But navigating some of the halls felt like a slalom course designed by a sadist with a vendetta against mobility aids. Fine, minor annoyance, but you know, it could be better. The elevator? Bless its heart, it worked. Finding actual accessible routes from the lobby to the pool was like solving a cryptic crossword. (Rant over…for now.)
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: More Mystery Meat Than Michelin
Sadly, very limited info. I asked, they said a few were reachable, but I didn't put them to the test based off the first impression.
Internet: Wi-Fi Wonderland…Eventually
Okay, so, the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!? True. And mostly reliable, thank the digital gods. But let's be honest, it took me about ten minutes of battling the Wi-Fi login screen to actually get connected. (Maybe I'm just technologically inept, though! I blame the Blackpool sea air). There's also Internet [LAN], which I didn't even try to figure out, because, hello! Wi-Fi! Internet services - they offered them, I think. I mostly just used the free Wi-Fi. And, thank god, because I needed constant connection to look up what the hell I was eating at dinner later. Wi-Fi in public areas was decent. The bar was a good spot to do some work, but the pool was a Wi-Fi dead zone. Which could be a good thing, honestly.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams (and a Few Nightmares)
This is where things get interesting. The brochure promised paradise, and the Spa itself was… well, it had potential. Let's start with the good: the Pool with view was genuinely stunning. Especially at sunset. I spent ages just staring at the waves! The Sauna and Steamroom were pretty standard. The Fitness center? Adequate, with more equipment than I actually knew how to use. The Spa/sauna option was a good combo.
Now for the… less thrilling bits. I booked a Body wrap. The therapist was lovely, bless her, but the wrap itself felt like being swaddled in slightly damp seaweed. I’m not sure if it actually did anything, but it was… an experience. And I love my feet, but the thought of a Foot bath just wasn't appealing - especially with an hour's appointment. I skipped it. There was a Massage, which I would have loved to have gone to, and felt gutted that I didn't get booked in.
Cleanliness and Safety: A Sanitized Frenzy (Which is Probably a Good Thing)
Okay, in this post-pandemic world, you want clean, right? Cherry Property took it to a new level. I swear I saw them using Anti-viral cleaning products on the air! Daily disinfection in common areas was absolutely evident. Hand sanitiser was everywhere. They even offered Room sanitization opt-out available – which, honestly, made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t opt-out. There was a First aid kit in the room, which was reassuring (if a little morbid). Hand sanitizer was readily available, a relief as I was trying to avoid the shared Shared stationery removed. Staff trained in safety protocol – they’d clearly been drilled. Sterilizing equipment was clearly being used.
And, the most comforting: physical distancing of at least 1 meter, with staff wearing masks, and the food and drink section was well-thought out.
A positive takeaway here!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Buffet Bliss to Culinary Conundrums
The Breakfast [buffet] was one of the high points. Okay, okay, so some of the food wasn't exactly Michelin-star quality, but there was variety. There was a Buffet in restaurant, and it mostly worked (the trays were labeled!). They offered a Western breakfast (sausage and eggs, you know the drill!) and Asian breakfast (which had some very questionable items, but hey, I tried!). The Coffee/tea in restaurant was free-flowing, a necessity for me. And the Desserts in restaurant… well, let’s just say I may have indulged a little too much.
Then came dinner. I opted for the A la carte in restaurant. Big mistake. They had an International cuisine in restaurant listed, and the menu promised the world. What I actually received was a… let's say "interpretation" of international cuisine. My steak was… well, the less said, the better. There was a pool-side bar.
The Room service [24-hour] was a savior on several occasions, especially for late-night comfort eating (those desserts again!). The Snack bar was conveniently placed.
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag of Useful and… Less So
Air conditioning in public area was a godsend! Concierge was helpful. Daily housekeeping was efficient. Elevator was actually working. However, I didn't see the need for the Cash withdrawal or Currency exchange. The Facilities for disabled guests… see accessibility section. Food delivery was available but not tested. Gift/souvenir shop offered mostly Blackpool-themed tat. Invoice provided, which was handy. Ironing service was available (but who the heck irons on vacation?!). And then the Luggage storage, which was nice and simple.
For the Kids: Not the Main Attraction (But Still Decent)
I don't have kids, but based on the Family/child friendly, I saw a few families enjoying the Kids facilities. I can’t comment on the Babysitting service or the Kids meal, but you know, it seemed good!
Access: The Security Gauntlet
CCTV in common areas. CCTV outside property. Front desk [24-hour]. Security [24-hour]. They weren’t messing around when it came to security. Made me feel pretty safe, I'll admit.
Available in all rooms: The Comforts (and the Quirks)
Right, my actual room! It was a Non-smoking haven, thank goodness. There was Air conditioning, which was essential. And Alarm clock, that functioned to get me back in town on this date. Bathrobes, now we are talking, which were a nice touch. Bathtub, a good length for a nice soak. Blackout curtains, the best thing ever. I love a good long bath. Closet, was bigger than my room, which was good. Coffee/tea maker, an essential. Complimentary tea, excellent. Daily housekeeping, the bed was made daily. Extra long bed, I could easily sleep in the beds. Hair dryer, was good! In-room safe box, that was the cherry on top. Internet access – wireless, great and functional. Ironing facilities, that I never used. Laptop workspace, which I did use. Linens, crisp and clean. Mini bar, a bit expensive. Non-smoking, a must for me. On-demand movies, I didn't watch any, but was an option. Private bathroom, of course. Reading light, great for night. Refrigerator, great for water bottles. Satellite/cable channels, I didn't spend much time watching a screen. Scale, I didn't get on. Seating area, a good size. Separate shower/bathtub, a must. Shower, good pressure. Slippers, a nice touch. Smoke detector, I didn't test. Socket near the bed, a game changer. Sofa, I sat on. Soundproofing, worked well. Telephone, I didn't use. Toiletries, average. Towels, of good quality. Umbrella, a must have. Visual alarm, I didn't need. Wake-up service, didn't need. Wi-Fi [free], yay! Window that opens, to a view.
Getting Around: Parking Perks
I had the Car park [free of charge], which was a huge bonus in Blackpool.
The Verdict: Worth It, With Caveats (and Cake)
So, would I recommend Cherry Property
Escape to Paradise: Currumbin Beachfront Sandcastles Await!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a Blackpool adventure in the Cherry Property's Coconut Suite. Honestly? I’m already picturing myself wrestling with the ironing board, desperately trying to tame a rogue shirt sleeve. This is meant to be relaxing, but knowing me, it’ll be a glorious disaster. Here we go:
BLACKPOOL BLISS (and Probably a Bit of Chaos) - A Diary
Day 1: Arrival & The Pleasure Beach Pinch
- 14:00 - Arrival, Coconut Suite, Cherry Property: Okay, let's be real. I’m expecting a tropical paradise…or at least a slightly less beige-toned room than my last Airbnb. The website photos are always suspiciously airbrushed, aren't they? Crossing fingers and toes. Hopefully, the "welcome pack" isn't just a packet of lukewarm biscuits and a sad little teabag.
- Reality Check: Oh my god, the carpet! It's… well, it's a carpet. The room is slightly smaller than I imagined, the "kitchenette" a glorified cupboard. But the bed looks comfy, AND there's a tiny balcony. Score! First impressions: cautiously optimistic.
- 15:00 - Settle In, Unpack, and Contemplate the Ironing Board: The unpacking process is… well, it’s a war. First, the suitcase throws up its contents. Then the ironing board… It’s a beast! It needs a Ph.D. in engineering just to understand how to set it up. I spend a good fifteen minutes battling it before giving up, declaring all my clothes "crease-tolerant".
- 16:00 - Pleasure Beach Pilgrimage: Right, time for the massive Blackpool experience: Blackpool Pleasure Beach. I haven't been to an amusement park in years, so the anticipation is building: will the rides be exciting or scary? I'm not sure, but I will be screaming.
- The Big Dipper Duel: Seriously, that ride is still the stuff of nightmares. I went on the Big Dipper first because… well, I don’t know why. The thrill mixed with the sheer terror! I'm talking absolute white-knuckle grip here. My voice, a desperate sob for the duration of the ride, came back to me after the loop-de-loop. Victory! I survived.
- 19:00 - Fish & Chips on the Promenade: Golden, crispy batter. Mushy peas. Salt and vinegar. The quintessential Blackpool experience. After a day of adrenaline, it tasted like heaven. And the seagulls? Of course, they're circling, plotting their next snatch-and-grab.
- 20:00 - Promenade Stroll & Illuminations Sneak Peek: Strolling along the prom, the wind whipping my hair, the lights are getting turned on. The Blackpool Illuminations are legendary, and this year's displays are spectacular. A little pre-game, to prime myself for the full experience…
- 21:00 - Back to the Coconut… and Bed: Exhausted! The sugar rush from the fish and chips is wearing off. Time for a hot shower and a good night's sleep. Tomorrow, more Blackpool!
Day 2: More Proms, Piers and potentially Piers?!
- 09:00 - Breakfast in the kitchenette: I have the biscuits and teabags. Success! A tiny, slightly burnt breakfast consisting of instant coffee and a sad breakfast biscuit. At least the view from the window is kind of pretty - sort of.
- 10:00 - Exploring the Piers: Blackpool has piers, and I'm determined to visit all of them. First stop: Central Pier. It's lively and buzzing, full of arcade games, and the distant sounds of someone failing miserably at grabbing a stuffed toy. All the ingredients for an amazing day.
- 12:00 - Lunch on the Pier: Honestly? A slightly soggy hotdog. But the view of the Irish Sea? Priceless. And the seagulls are still at it. Reliving the fish-n’-chips experience, but on pier and with a hot dog. Ah, the simple joys.
- 14:00 - North Pier Wander & Show Time: North Pier time! This one has a bit more of a vintage vibe. The pier entertains me, and I contemplate a show, but end up just strolling and people-watching. Life is what happens when you’re making other plans, right?
- 16:00 - Illuminations - The Full Monty: Tonight's the night! Time to dive headfirst into the Illuminations. I’m talking seriously bright lights, music, and all the cheesy, glorious Blackpool craziness I can handle.
- Illuminations: A Light-Induced Orgy: The spectacle is… intense. A visual overload. It's stunning, cheesy, and utterly brilliant all at once. The sheer scale of it… I'm gaping, mouth agape, like a lost toddler. The sheer brilliance gets me emotional. The sheer weirdness of it all. The rollercoasters are on fire - the entire street is glowing. Oh my god, I'm going to be smiling for days!
- 19:00 - Pre-Show Dinner: There are too many restaurants, so my taste buds tell me to eat at a pub. Fish and chips - again? Maybe.
- 20:00 - Show: I was never one to be shy in the show. This time it's like, a bit of a gamble because it's more of a comedy show. Time will tell if it's worth it, but the crowd is already laughing, so. Wish me luck, it will be a spectacle.
- 22:00 - Illuminations Encore & Late-Night Promenade Walk: One last stroll, absorbing the final dose of light-induced euphoria.
Day 3: Farewell Blackpool & Final Thoughts
- 09:00 - Sad Breakfast & Packing Drama: The end. The journey of Blackpool is coming to a close. Even though the kitchenette is still a mess, and the ironing board is still undefeated. I’ve packed a little, but the suitcase is rebelling.
- 10:00 - Last-Minute Souvenir Hunt: I need a Blackpool rock, obviously, and maybe a postcard of the illuminations. The shops are packed.
- 11:00 - Beach Walk & Final Sea Glance: One last walk on the beach. The sea air is fresh, the sand is surprisingly clean. As I gaze out at the sea, I contemplate the sheer joy and the occasional chaos of this trip.
- 12:00 - Departure: Goodbye, Blackpool. You were gloriously, wonderfully, and messily perfect. Until next time!
- Final thought: Reflection – The Real Treasure: The real treasure wasn’t the fancy hotel; it wasn’t even the lights. It was the sense of being fully present, feeling the wind on my face, the taste of that salty seaside air. It was the laughter, the slight-embarrassment, all the things I experienced. It's beautiful. And I'm pretty sure I'll need to iron most of my clothes. But I wouldn't trade it for anything.
So, there you have it. A messy, incomplete, and totally honest account of my Blackpool adventure. It was a blast, even with all the imperfections. The Coconut Suite? A bit quirky. Blackpool? Absolutely bonkers. But that’s exactly why I loved it. And now, I need a long, hot shower and a nap. Until next time, Blackpool!
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Blackpool's BEST Coconut Suite Escape: Cherry Property - You Have Questions? I Have (Probably Unreliable) Answers!
Okay, spill the beans! Is the Coconut Suite at Cherry Property actually *good*? Because Blackpool, you know...
What *exactly* is a "Coconut Suite"? Does it involve, like, actual coconuts? (Please say yes.)
Okay, let's talk location. How far is the Coconut Suite from the *actual* Blackpool fun? (Don't lie to me!)
The photos online *always* look better. What's the reality of the suite itself, really? Be brutal!
Is breakfast included? And if so, is it worth getting out of bed for?
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Do they tolerate… *questionable* behavior?
The Wi-Fi situation - crucial for Instagramming your questionable Blackpool adventures - what's the verdict?
