Victoria Court Escarpment: Pasig's BEST Kept Secret? (Photos Inside!)
Victoria Court Escarpment: Pasig's BEST Kept Secret? (Photos Inside! - Spoiler Alert: It's Complicated…)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just spent a weekend at Victoria Court Escarpment in Pasig, and let me tell you, it’s less “secret” and more “a carefully curated mystery with a side of questionable choices.” Seriously, the sheer… everything of this place is an experience. Prepare for a deep dive, because this review is going to be honest, chaotic, and probably a little over-the-top, just like the hotel itself.
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First Impressions (and the Ramblings Begin):
So, first things first. Finding the place. That's part of the “secret” charm, right? It's tucked away, a bit of a maze, which, let's be honest, ups the intrigue. Getting there was easy enough - the airport transfer (Airport transfer) made life simple, though the driver definitely knew the backroads. That's always a good sign, right? A bit of adventure before the adventure.
Accessibility (Let's Get Practical – Kinda):
Okay, let's get this out of the way first: Accessibility is… a work in progress. (Facilities for disabled guests) While the website says they have facilities, my observations (and the lack of specific details) suggest they might be limited. The whole place is… hilly. Like, truly Escarpment-y. There's an elevator (Elevator), which is a blessing, but navigating some areas might be tricky in a wheelchair. If accessibility is a major concern, definitely call ahead and ask very specific questions. Be prepared for some… creative solutions.
Cleanliness and Safety – COVID Era (Because, Ugh, Here We Are):
Right, the pandemic. Gotta talk about it. They’re trying, bless their hearts. Hand sanitizer (Hand sanitizer) is everywhere. Staff are masked (Staff trained in safety protocol). There’s talk of "professional-grade sanitizing services" and things like "individually-wrapped food options" (Individually-wrapped food options), which is good. But… let's be real. I didn't see anyone actually sterilizing equipment (Sterilizing equipment) with quite the fervor one might expect. The “room sanitization opt-out available” (Room sanitization opt-out available) is an interesting phrasing, though. Did they really need to ask? I mean, they should be sanitizing, especially in the "rooms sanitized between stays" (Rooms sanitized between stays) way. I'd say it's adequately safe, but not obsessively safe. Still, Daily disinfection in common areas (Daily disinfection in common areas) is a plus. The staff seemed… cautious, but not panicked. Which is a good balance, I suppose.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Oh, the Food (and My Gut):
Okay, this is where things get… interesting. The restaurants (Restaurants) themselves are a mixed bag. There are multiple, offering a range of cuisines: Asian (Asian cuisine in restaurant), Western (Western cuisine in restaurant), and… well, let’s just say "eclectic." The "A la carte in restaurant" (A la carte in restaurant) is a safe bet. The "Breakfast [buffet]" (Breakfast [buffet]) and Buffet in restaurant (Buffet in restaurant) is the kind you expect, though. I'd recommend the "Room service [24-hour]" (Room service [24-hour]) option. It’s efficient. And after a long day of lounging and maybe, maybe, enjoying the… spa, the idea of food delivered to your… “themed” room is highly appealing. The "Poolside bar" (Poolside bar) is a vibe, though. I had a decent cocktail there. (But I was in a themed room, so maybe I was being influenced….) The "Snack bar" (Snack bar) is good for a quick bite.
The Room: My “Enchanted Forest” Adventure (And My Sleep Schedule):
Alright, let's talk about the star of the show: the rooms. The “themed” aspect is what Victoria Court is known for. I went bold. I went whimsical. I chose the “Enchanted Forest.” Think… plush green carpeting, fake vines everywhere, and a bed that was definitely designed for… well, you get the idea. There's a bathtub (Bathtub), a separate shower (Separate shower/bathtub), and all the regular amenities (Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Coffee/tea maker, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Mini bar, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, and Toiletries, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens (Window that opens)), which is a good thing. But honestly, the room's atmosphere felt like something from an old, somewhat-creepy fairy tale… in the best way. I mean, the "Blackout curtains" (Blackout curtains) were essential for sleeping in after a long, hot day. The complimentary tea (Complimentary tea) was a nice touch too!
My only real complaint? The constant fear that forest creatures were possibly watching me. But hey, isn't that part of the fun?
- Soundproofing (Soundproofing): Surprisingly good. My neighbors'… enthusiasm… was only minimally audible.
Internet & Tech (The Modern Necessities):
Wi-Fi [free] (Wi-Fi [free]) is available, and it's decent. No complaints there. I mean, I needed to upload those critical photos of my "Enchanted Forest" room, right? The "Internet access – LAN" (Internet access – LAN) is a nice touch for the tech-obsessed.
Spa & Relaxation – Seeking Bliss (And Finding… Something Else):
Okay, the Spa (Spa). This is what I really wanted from this trip. I envisioned myself luxuriating in a sauna (Sauna), getting a body scrub (Body scrub) and a body wrap (Body wrap), and emerging… reborn. The Spa/Sauna (Spa/sauna) was okay. The pool with a view (Pool with view), the swimming pool (Swimming pool) and swimming pool [outdoor] were delightful. The poolside bar really was charming. It’s all very… relaxing.
Couple's room (Couple's room): Check!
Things to do (Besides… You Know…):
There is a Fitness center (Fitness center) but I didn’t go. I was too busy… relaxing. Or, you know, exploring the "Encahnted Forest." There's not much more to do on-site, really. It's a hotel designed for… particular activities. The "Couple's room" (Couple's room) is a great place to start.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things (That Can Make a Big Difference):
They have a decent range of services like laundry (Laundry service), daily housekeeping (Daily housekeeping), and airport transfer (Airport transfer). The "Concierge" (Concierge) was helpful with finding things (within reason), and safety deposit boxes (Safety deposit boxes) are always a plus. The "Cash withdrawal" (Cash withdrawal) option is convenient.
For the Kids (Or "Family/Child Friendly" (Family/child friendly)-ish):
They technically have "Kids facilities" (Kids facilities), whatever that means. Also, “Babysitting service” (Babysitting service). I kept seeing a family with a small child, and I'm not sure how that works, but hey, more power to them!
The Verdict (The Big Reveal!):
So, is Victoria Court Escarpment a "best-kept secret"? Well… yes and no. It's certainly a unique experience. It's a place where you expect… anything to happen. I'd recommend it for anyone looking for a different staycation, someone with a sense of humor, and a willingness to embrace the… quirkiness.
Here's the breakdown:
- The Good: The themed rooms are genuinely fun. The privacy is excellent. The staff are friendly. The pool is lovely. The room service is on point.
- The Okay: The cleanliness is adequate, but not outstanding. The spa is fine.
- The Could-Be-Better: Accessibility needs
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a Victoria Court Escarpment adventure in Pasig! This isn't your sanitized travel brochure; this is the raw, unfiltered, and slightly-too-honest journey of a human soul (me, obviously).
The Escarpment Escapade: A Victoria Court Diary (and likely therapy session)
Day 1: The Anticipation (and the Panic)
- 1:00 PM: The Uber pulls up. Seriously, how did I let myself get talked into this? Victoria Court? Solo? My therapist would love this. I’m convinced I still have half a dozen of the same anxieties I had in high school. Deep breaths. Okay, let's go, time for adventure, or…well, whatever this is.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. The lobby is… well, it's a lot. From a design perspective, the hotel's theme is "over the top," with a dash of "what were they thinking?". It's like a cross between a pirate ship, a space station, and a fever dream had a baby. A very, very busy baby. I hope the room is…clean. I am a germaphobe at heart.
- 2:00 PM: The Room Reveal. Oh. My. God. The room. It’s the ‘Pirate Cove’ theme. My heart sinks. I kind of miss the minimalist aesthetic of the lobby. There's a giant, vaguely phallic cannon, a treasure chest, and a bed shaped like… well, a bed. The air smells faintly of… something. Probably stale air freshener. Okay. This is… this is going to be an experience.
- 2:30 PM: Regrouping. I have to eat. The emotional roller coaster requires sustenance. The room service menu is…a mix. Pizza, pasta, Filipino classics. I order the chicken inasal, because, priorities. It’s pretty good, actually. Maybe the room isn't so bad. Maybe.
- 3:30 PM: Shower time. Attempt to scrub away the slight fear that the bed is haunted. The water pressure is… questionable. And the shower curtain sticks to me in a way that suggests it has its own agenda. I feel like I will be forever sticky.
- 4:00 PM: The Great Bed Test I lie on the bed. It’s…surprisingly comfortable. Maybe I was judging a book by its slightly-over-the-top cover. I turn on the TV. I'm not going to judge myself for the marathon of reality tv I'm about to embark on.
- 5:00 PM: The Mini-Bar Dilemma I eye the mini-bar. The price is way beyond the value of the few sodas and…chocolate bars. I really want a Snickers, but the price is highway robbery. I’ll be strong. I’ll win. I take out my stash of chocolate bars I brought with me from home. Victory!
- 6:00 PM: Pre-Dinner contemplation. The sunset peeks through the curtains. The view is…well, it’s Escarpment. There aren’t any beautiful views on this side of town. This is a moment of quiet. What am I doing here? What am I looking for? Is it just a mini-vacation to escape the constant loop of reality? I hate these kinds of thoughts. I'd rather focus on some mindless entertainment.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner Time! I head out for dinner despite my anxiety. I chose to go for a quick meal at a nearby restaurant. The food: Good! The company: Me, myself, and I, but it’s not the best. I'm here for the experience, right?
- 8:00 PM: Back to the Room. More Television time. I order another pizza. This time I succumb to the snacks in the mini-bar. I'm eating my weight in unhealthy food. Everything is exactly how I would have designed it, if I didn't care about myself.
- 9:00 PM: The Thoughts Start The darkness settles. And the thoughts. The anxieties. They begin to creep in. This is when the solo travel turns from "adventure" to "existential crisis, and therapy sounds like a great idea." I try to distract myself with a book and a movie. The battle is lost before it even begins.
- 10:00 PM: Trying to wind down. Trying is the operative word. I try to ignore the creepy pirate theme, the weird air freshener, and the lingering feeling that something's watching me.
- 11:00 PM: Sleep Attempt. Impossible. I’m too wound up. I scroll through social media. I stalk people. I regret everything. Why did I do this?
- 12:00 AM: I give up. This is a mistake. I want to go home.
Day 2: The Aftermath of the Night Before (and the Stubborn Persistence)
- 7:00 AM: Rise and begrudgingly shine! The hotel is still there. The pirate ship has not, thankfully, sunk. I got some sleep, so that's good. This is the worst headache I’ve ever had. I have to get coffee.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. The hotel breakfast is… serviceable. Standard buffet fare. Fuel for the day, I suppose. I avoid eye contact with everyone.
- 9:00 AM: The Plan. I try to formulate a plan for this second day. Something, anything, to distract me from my own thoughts. Maybe it’s time to get out and explore, even if it’s just the neighborhood.
- 10:00 AM: The Spa. The highlight of this trip. Hot stone massage. Bliss. A small moment of pure, unadulterated relaxation. A real human touch. So happy that I did this.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch and a bit of exploring: The local vibe in Escarpment is a mix of the vibrant and the gritty. This is the first time that I've actually left the hotel room.
- 2:00 PM: Some shopping. I head out to the local shops. I purchase a useless souvenir. I need to go home, but I'm not looking forward to it.
- 3:00 PM: Back in the Room. More television. More overeating. The cycle continues. I am a creature of habit.
- 4:00 PM: The End. I check out. I don’t need another night in this room.
Final Thoughts (or, Therapy Session Recap)
Okay, so Victoria Court Escarpment? It’s…an experience. A messy, challenging, slightly bonkers experience that exposed all my insecurities and anxieties. It's not a place for the faint of heart, or those who need a pristine zen retreat. But, you know what? I survived. I learned a few things about myself. Namely, I need to be kinder to myself. Sometimes you just have to face your demons, even if they’re dressed in a pirate's hat and a questionable air freshener. And maybe, just maybe, a solo adventure, warts and all, is exactly what I needed, even if I really, really didn’t want it. Time for another therapy session… and maybe a much, much quieter vacation next time.
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Victoria Court Escarpment: Pasig's "BEST Kept Secret"? (Photos Inside! Prepare for the Ride!)
Okay, spill it! Is Victoria Court Escarpment REALLY a "best kept secret," or just another motel with more neon?
Alright, alright, settle down, Nancy Drews and Sherlock Holmeses. "Best Kept Secret"? That's a bold claim, isn't it? Look, I've got to be honest. I've seen a lot of motels in my life (don't judge!), and Victoria Court *does* have a certain… *je ne sais quoi*. It’s like… stepping into a fever dream designed by someone who *really* loves themed rooms. More neon? Absolutely. Are there better room options? Maybe. But I'm talking about the Escarpment. The *Escarpment*. It's a different beast entirely, okay?
What's the vibe like *actually*? Is it all hearts and roses (or, you know, *that* kind of rose)?
Okay, let's get real. "Vibe"? It's a rollercoaster, baby. A slightly *creepy* rollercoaster. Think late-night adrenaline, a dash of awkward giggling, and the lingering scent of… well, you get the idea. It’s not subtle. It’s *extra*. You're probably staring at your date and thinking about how the hell did you get in this situation in the first place, wondering simultaneously if you could have done better and if someone is going to film a movie in here.
So, what kind of rooms are we talking about? Give me the juicy details!
Oh, the ROOMS. Where do I even *begin*? Okay, so picture this: You check in, and you're immediately struck by the sheer… *commitment*. There’s a room with a freaking train (don't ask). Then a medieval castle room. And a room that looks like a spaceship. It’s the kind of place where you half expect a secret agent or, you know, a *special* video to pop out at any moment. It's a visual overload, people. Prepare to be overwhelmed, mostly in a good way.
Okay, you’ve mentioned the rooms, but *which one* should I get if I'm planning a… you know… *event*?
Hah! "Event," huh? Listen, I’m not going to give you any specific recommendations, so I won't be encouraging anything illegal. But I will say that the *room* is part of the *memory*. The rooms are a topic of discussion and a reason to come to that specific hotel, so the *room* is one of the most important pieces of the puzzle. You’ll *know* when you've found *the one*. Be warned: it’s gonna take more than one visit. I can also point out that certain rooms might be more conducive to… whatever you’re envisioning… than others. The castle room could be fun but is a bit more… *traditional*. The spaceship room… well, let your imagination soar (literally!).
Is it… clean? That's a big concern, let's be real.
Okay, here's the deal. Motel, you know, can be a little… iffy. But to be fair, I found Victoria Court to be surprisingly well-kept. It wasn't gleaming hospital-clean, but it wasn't a biohazard zone either. They seemed to have their cleaning game down. But then again… I'm not exactly a germaphobe. Let's just say I've seen *worse*. Bring your own wipes if you’re truly paranoid, and do a quick scan. You'll probably be fine.
Any memorable moments? Come on, give me some dirt!
Alright, alright. One time, I was with… someone… let's just say we *thought* the themed room was a great idea. The *theme*? Let's just say it involved a LOT of mirrors. And a very uncomfortable inflatable… thing. The whole time, I was sure someone was watching us from the service hatch. And then, get this… the TV broke during the whole… *event*… (the theme was even more ridiculous than it sounds). It made for some VERY awkward silence. The experience made me want to leave, but the idea of confronting the front desk in shame made me cringe. The whole thing was just… epic in its awfulness. But hey, years later, it's a good story, right? Don't get me wrong, I'm not making any claims about the overall quality of the place.
What about the food and drink options? Are we talking room service that resembles airplane food?
Room service… *shudders*. Look, I'm not saying it was Michelin-star quality. But the food was edible. Comfort food-ish. You're not going there for a culinary experience. It's fuel for… whatever activities you're planning. Consider it a bonus if it's any good. I'm not trying it again... unless I am, which is pretty likely.
Pricey or budget-friendly? Gotta know!
Pricing? It's motel pricing, so it is not overly expensive, but not cheap either. You'll be able to choose depending on how long you need the room, which room you decide to get, and your financial capacity. It's not the kind of place you go to if budget is a huge deal... but you might not have to sell a kidney. Check their website for the latest rates. They change. A lot.
So, final verdict! Would you recommend Victoria Court Escarpment?
Look, I'm conflicted. It's definitely a… *unique* experience. Would I say it's the best motel in the world? No. Would I say it’s the *worst*? Nah. It's worth experiencing… at least once. If you want a memorable, kinda-cheesy, totally-out-there adventure, then go for it. Just manage your expectations and bring a sense of humor (and maybe some hand sanitizer). And don't say I didn't warn you! Just don't expect anything… *normal*. And who knows, you might end up with a story (or three) that will last a lifetime. Proceed with caution… and maybeCozy Stay Spots
